Now that is one loaded question.
Okay, so at what point do you get comfy farting in the presence of your significant other? I am not talking about married folk, coz after you say your I DO’s… invest in a gas mask.
*insert Darth Vader breathing sound effects*
I heard some celeb say after 3 months, it’s okay to let it rip… but c’mon you know 3 months in celeb world= 5 years!!
It’s best to handle the biz in the bathroom but it’s kinda hard, esp when the two of you are kicking it. You tend to keep going to the bathroom, let one out, come out and on the way back, feel the need to let out another one. So that’s where you get to squatting (while exhaling) in the bathroom and let all them little extra bubbles go. Ahhhhh sweet relief!!
But sooner rather than later, once you get back to couch cuddling, you feel the need to gas up one more time. And now it’s annoying coz the movie can’t keep getting paused every time! So you hold it in till you feel the need to take a pee… not a good idea coz then a storm starts brewing… below. And it’s only a matter of time before disaster strikes. God forbid, a make out session starts while you are in this predicament and your thigh gets lifted….*explosion sound effects*
So i need your two cents in the gas jar….
How long does the charade need to last before the real weapons of mass destruction are unearthed?!
Kelitu 