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Someone call child services

I have been neglecting my baby for a hot minute.

Well see, wha ha happened was.. i’m over on twitter acking a fool that i barely have time to update my blog. Clearly, i now suffer from ADD thanx to 140 character limit. 🙂

There’s nothing going on in my life life now- relationship wise i.e no sex. I know i ain’t the only one in riding the B-train so scootch over and lets enjoy the “scenic” view till the next stop.

The weather sucks ass!!! Big time. Every other day, there’s a snow storm. I am tired of shoveling snow and slipping on ice day in- day out.

So while i wait for the snow to finally melt, i will be indoors for the next month or 2… till then catch me on twitter.

P/S: send me your handle and i will follow you ONLY if you follow back!

 
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Posted by on February 2, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

Thank You!

For all the kind encouraging words you all have given me.

I think it’s best that what is in the past stay in the past. Although it’s easier said that done.

Oh well… one day at a time right?

 
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Posted by on May 13, 2010 in Relationships, Sigh, Uncategorized

 

To my ex…

I don’t even know where to begin.

I’ll start off by saying that i’m sorry.

I can never take back what happened. I’m tired of crying over spilled milk so to speak.

I miss you, terribly. It has taken me a long while to stop looking at my phone every 5 minutes for your texts or calls.

I miss being with you, talking to you. I miss us cuddling on the couch, in bed… with your hot hands 🙂 I miss having you as my man.

You’ve probably have moved on with your life and hardly think of or about me. That’s okay, i wasn’t expecting you to just sit around and mop since i’m the one who did you wrong.

Granted, i did enjoy flattery from other men but never did it ever cross my mind to break my vow of faithfulness to you. I shouldn’t have been so reckless with my talk, maybe i wouldn’t be where i am now but, maybe you didn’t trust me enough to believe that i would ever be faithful to you from the jump.

Nothing ever happened, nothing has happened nor is happening.

I don’t know and probably will never know why you thought that i would sleep with anyone else while being in a committed relationship with you.

I am putting this out there because i want to cleanse myself and stop carrying this heavy load in my heart. I want to move on. I don’t want to be alone anymore and i can’t be with anyone else if i still have you in my heart.

I hope that you are happy with whatever you do and whomever you choose to be with.

Kels

 
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Posted by on March 19, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

On the mend…

I’m taking a break from blogging to get my mind and spirit right.

I’m going thru alot and i’m going thru it alone.

Once the tears are dried up and i it doesn’t hurt as much as it does now. I will be back with tales to tell.

 
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Posted by on February 10, 2010 in Relationships, Uncategorized

 

Nope!!

I ain’t dead!!!

Just took a long ass sabatical.

Where all y’all at? hmmmmm!!!

 

So i need advice…. should i or should i not join KBW?

 
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Posted by on October 28, 2009 in Uncategorized

 

Great Googley Moogley!!

I know, i know… didn’t know the new year would get here that fast.

mama needs to get typing.

Got plenty of laughs for all y’all…. but now… i have a glass of red wine waiting for me and gotta update my facebook status!!

Happy Easter!!!

 
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Posted by on April 11, 2009 in Sigh, Uncategorized

 

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Help, seriously

Okay i may just come out with it….

I love love love loooooovvvveeeee True Love Magazine!

I can’t help it!

I have tried to mask my love for True Love by picking & flipping thru Glamour, Cosmopolitan and even Oprah’s mag but, nothing will come close (and trust me i even have glanced thru King and Smooth magazine, and those big butts magz aren’t doing it for me).
Now look, i ain’t no lesbian, but i will glance at a chic with a big budonk. After all, if all else fails (trying to be an actress/ singer), there’s always your fat-ass to fall back on for all to see.

But, as usual, i digress.

So if any of y’all know how can get those magz on this side of the atlantic?! Please help!!
Thanx

*sigh*

 
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Posted by on June 1, 2008 in Uncategorized

 

Meanwhile,

I’m wondering where do some men get off being all judgemental and stuff!!

Case in point; I was surfing this Kenyan website (no not Mashada, gave them up 3 years ago and have never looked back!! Thank you Jesus!!)
They have this section where you can upload pictures and stuff. So a few people have pics of random chics on there.
I tell you the venom most men put as comments has made me shocked, sad and pissed at the way Kenyan men view Kenyan women.
The sad thing: it’s the men who are more hateful than the women with their hateful remarks.

-If she is not all that, she is either luo or kale.
-If she happens to be pretty, she’s kikuyu.
-If she is fully dressed, they want her semi-naked.
-If she is in a bikini, she is better off naked.
Then some have the nerve to write that she is god-awful, mara she is beast-looking. I mean where the hell do you men get off telling a woman that she is a close resemblance to a primate?!! Have you looked in the mirror lately?!!
Why don’t you put up pictures of your own girlfriends and let other people judge. I wouldn’t be surprised most of them are shacking up with overweight,unhealthy, not-so-good-looking, out-of-shape women. Urghh!! That just pisses me off!

In other men news, i can wait to get my hands of the unauthorised autobiography of Tom-jumping on Oprah’s couch- Cruise…sounds like a tantalising read!!!
Knowing how much weight Tom packs in Hollywood, most of the regular tv shows will not be having the author on. But one little dusty radio show (that i faithfully listen to)will have him on next week. Can’t wait!!
Hopefully, something mysterious will not happen to him (the author whose name is seem to have forgotten) where he disappears off the face of the earth, like that dude who had Tom’s pictures in a compromising situation- with a another guy- was found dead in his home. Suicide they said…mmmhhh??!!

 
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Posted by on January 10, 2008 in Iz Bilaz, Rant, Stop the madness!!, Uncategorized

 

I’m just saying!!

It’s an unwritten rule …somewhere, that when it’s time for a girls nite out…better known as G.N.O. that you have to leave your drama at home!

I adhere to this rule as so do most of my girlpals, but once in a while there’s some chics who did not get the memo!

My good friend M, has this Naija-Akata pal who was celebrating her birthday.(she’s naija but came here in her teens so she’s very akata in her mannerisms).

What M never told me was that she and her pal have a love-hate relationship.

Apparently, they are always fighting over some mess or other.

One time it was because Miss Naija was feeling ignored coz M has to go to school and work two-jobs and is not finding time to hang out with her.
Meanwhile, she- Miss Naija is in school and working and involved in some mess with a married man
…who is separated from his wife- (though they still live together). Oh, and the best part is the wife is now a lesbian or something so the guy swears that there’s not sex going on.
He doesn’t want to kick her out coz she’s the mother to his kids and apparently can’t support herself- something to do with her not working or not having money…

yes i know i lost half of y’all already…

Okay, back to the tale at hand then…

So i was set to go when she told me about this …about 3 weeks back or something like that….but as the days drew nigh, i was just feeling really out of it. When i got off work yesterday, it was such a crummy day not to mentioned it rained when my trusted weatherman had promised me sun and 52 degrees…it’s was a balmy 37!!

M calls on my drive home and i tell her i may not be able to make it- I’m tired and just wanna relax. I get home, pour myself a glass of wine and unwind with a good book. After 2hours, the drink hit the right spot. I called M and was like “why not…lets go!”

apparently,we were suppose to meet at 7.30pm, i was still in the house at 7.45pm so by the time we met at the hotel parking lot, people had gathered attitude. It was mighty frosty!!

So M and i sat in the back while Miss Naija and her Akata female friend -T, sat in front. M and i were busy in our chat-about, when Miss Naija turns around and says “I think it’s rude that your guys are sitting back there, talking in your language and not involving us in your conversation.”
I looked at M like “WTH??!!” So M turns and tells her that we are talking in english and besides the radio is too loud, so we would be shouting to get heard.

The frostiness continues…
…M and i talk for a while after that…minimal talk…coz you know our ignant asses might revoke back to talking swa…lol!!

After an uncomfortable 45minutes, we finally make it to Philly. We head off to some jazz spot, get our drinks(which were awful and for the price they were going for, they outta shut-down!!)
So it’s a real akata spot ya know…i felt very Suzy John place in the middle of da hood. (Okay my ass was terrified being with soo many akatas at one go!!). After all this is killa…i mean Philadelphia- about to break that 400 mark in senseless murders before the year ends!!

*shudders*

The spot is not bad. It’s real down-home, soul-food joint and all. But the air was musty- every now and again, a whiff of collard greens was evident!

M, being the miss drama that she, turns to Miss Naija and they go at it…yes they did…acting all negro and junk!!
I turned and started concentrating h.a.r.d on what was going on on the tube and so did the akata chic sitting next to me.
They bickered for about 10 minutes, till the cornbread came and broke-up the fight.

The dinner was icy, luckily some jazz dude was singing so we didn’t have to bother with small-talk.

After we were, done M and T go to the bathroom and they were gone for a long time!! So i turn to Miss Niaja and ask “Are they still in the bathroom?” she shrugs and says “Probably, i dunno.” We sat there for 15 minutes.
I got fed up and went to the ladies to look them. They weren’t there.
When i went back table, they had come back.
So Miss Naij and T excuse themselves and go to the ladies…again. I turn to M and ask “Ok, where were you?” M replies “Oh, me and T had to got air out our differences outside.”
Yes my jaw dropped!!
“What?!!”
“Uh-huh, i told her that she’s been acting fresh towards me all night and being rude to you and so we had to take it outside!”

I was stunned. I knew M was a drama-queen, but this was extreme!! I mean i love drama as much as the next chic, but c’mon man!!! There’s a time and place for all that mess to go down…not when we are an hour from home and without a way of getting back!!

They come back to the table, we pay and leave.

We decide to check out the club scene. Which after a few tries of trying to get street parking, we ended up having to go to those garages that charge $7 an hour! I made a quick mental note :I’m too grown for this mess!!

T’s man apparently used to live in Philly. But because he was not coming out with his gal, he decided not to tell her all the nice spots we can go hang out. We had to result to bar-hoping. Just because his ass is jealous, insecure and hateful… that frigging’ idiot!!!

Take a moment and inhale!!

So we get inside and M, Miss Naija and myself are dancing…T sits down, puts her face is her hands and looks bored. This white guy came to dance with us and when he saw her sitting down, he made it his aim to make her stand up and dance.
Man, you should have seen the frown on her face…made her look like something alien!! She completely refused to budge, the guy gave up (and for a white man to do that , you know he had tried!!)
I swear i wanted to slap the life outta her!!
Okay, what the hell is wrong with her?! Who the hell is she perioding for?!! If she didn’t want to come out, why is she here?!! UGH!!
So i decided to ignore her and have fun till it was time to come home.

*sighing*

M calls me today morning to talk about last night. I told her that that was the first and last time I’m doing any akata mama a rave favor. I already have enough drama in my life that involves mamaz. I’m not trying to start more fires and especially with them akataz.
I can’t! I can’t!

 
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Posted by on December 22, 2007 in Uncategorized

 

5 tips for the modern woman

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.

And a Merry Christmas to all!!

 
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Posted by on December 18, 2007 in Uncategorized