Riddle me this

Why is it that everytime i go for my wax appointment, halfway thru the lady asks me if i have a boyfriend. What does brazilian waxing have to do with a boyfriend?.

Can’t i just wanna have a hairless coochie? …for me, mmh?!!

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8 things…

I was lurking on some blog (sorry can’t recall the name) and decided why not…

8 things i have a passion for:

• Food- duh?!! who doesn’t?!
• Sex- again who doesn’t?
• Solitude- when i want my space, i want it N-O-W!! I love being by myself and enjoy my own company. I maybe a people person, but my best friends will always be: me, myself and i.
• Humane treatment of animals- i ain’t no tree-hugger but, gosh darnit if you gonna put down an animal, can you do it with some sort of respect?
• My brand new laptop- it’s all shining and new and i love it!!
• Sleep- they don’t call it beauty rest for nothing. We have all had a cranky day brought about by a few hours of zzz’s. (…and a hard night of drinking, but let’s stay focused on the sleep part ‘kay?)
• My new boyfriend- cause he’s all lovey-dovey & good to me. And hello, he’s new don’t you know!
• Languages- given a chance, i would love to learn as many languages as i can stand.

8 things i’d like to do before i die

• Be Spiritually enlighten. I really need to harness my inner man. We fight way too much and it keeps me restless.

• Own a Bentley- and not just one.
• Travel around the world (okay to the places with great hotels and spas),. I ain’t no back-packing kinda chic. Heck no i ain’t camping under the stars, sleeping in a tent, taking in the raw air. Only raws i partake in is sex (sometimes) and salad…and in that order.
• Get married, and…
• have kids- haven’t settled for a number yet.
• have mind-blowing sex with the Dwayne ‘the rock’ Johnson. I can dream can’t i?? *sigh & drool*
• Be a size 0 (scratch that, with my big ass, don’t think that will ever happen, oh well…)

8 books i have read

• They were all James Patterson. 😀

8 movies i have watched 8 times

• Who in the bloody heck has all that time to watch a movie 8 times??!. The close i have come is Bad Boys 2 and Usual suspect (and that coz i was high watching it the 1st time). 8 is a bit extreme.

So there you have it, Kels world in a New York minute.

Now if you excuse me, i got a novel i gotta go finish or may just sleep instead….

 

Can you hear me- part duex

Fellow bloggers and lurkers, i would like to know….

Is there anyone who enjoys a woman being loud during sex and just how loud can she go?

Don’t be shy to mention past/current encounters with the loud and the not so loud.

 

Help, seriously

Okay i may just come out with it….

I love love love loooooovvvveeeee True Love Magazine!

I can’t help it!

I have tried to mask my love for True Love by picking & flipping thru Glamour, Cosmopolitan and even Oprah’s mag but, nothing will come close (and trust me i even have glanced thru King and Smooth magazine, and those big butts magz aren’t doing it for me).
Now look, i ain’t no lesbian, but i will glance at a chic with a big budonk. After all, if all else fails (trying to be an actress/ singer), there’s always your fat-ass to fall back on for all to see.

But, as usual, i digress.

So if any of y’all know how can get those magz on this side of the atlantic?! Please help!!
Thanx

*sigh*