Category Archives: Mumblings

*Frantic wave*

Nah, i’m not dead.

Just took a really, really, REALLY long break from putting my thoughts into words.

I am finally over all the crying and pity-party. I have moved on 🙂

Lots been going on:

– not in a relationship yet, but i got folk beating my door down… (makes for great blog tales!)

-been working on my culinary skills- i can throw down y’all.  My cooking had been getting better and better. *licks fingers*

-i finally joined twitter (2nd times the charm) and i’ve been getting ready addicted to it and i love it!! Way better, cooler than ol facebook.

I promise to blog soon!!!


Posted by on September 16, 2010 in Mumblings


Something new everyday

So as i was skeeming thru the latest Cosmo… nah, not trying to get the latest sex skills… by the way do those things work? because i tell you you need a map, flashlight and some tape to find all these hot zones as well as stay turned on and work it!!  I mean is it ssex, or a surgery 201?

Anywhorgasm, i was reading about being a drunkorexia and i was like “hey, that me.” you know chics who eat little and drink much to so as not to gain weight…. i like the more traditional name “chakula kinywaji’ which stands for liquid food. The only problem that i am haivng with being a drunkorexia is that i am back to working out. So now it’s becoming more and more difficult to drink after i work out… and of course i can’t drink before the work, (even i know that), that would totally kill my buzz!!! :-p

Well, i console myself that at least i ain;t a drug-orexia… poeple who consume diet pills to lose weight.

With that sai,

Merry Christmas and  Happy NEW Year to all!!

Here’s *hic* to all *hic*

p/s: and i will resolute to blog more… i do need to start writing my blogs on word so that i can copy paste… mmhhh i will look for that program on my vista…which sucks ass!!

Anyway i’m rambling…

toodles y’all!!!


Posted by on December 17, 2008 in Diet Diaries, Mumblings, Rehab, Sigh


Is it just me?

Have you ever looked up in the sky and…

noticed that it looks different depending on where you are in the world?

Or is it just me?!!

*blinks twice*


Posted by on September 8, 2008 in Mumblings


8 things…

I was lurking on some blog (sorry can’t recall the name) and decided why not…

8 things i have a passion for:

  • Food- duh?!! who doesn’t?!
  • Sex- again who doesn’t?
  • Solitude- when i want my space, i want it N-O-W!! I love being by myself and enjoy my own company. I maybe a people person, but my best friends will always be: me, myself and i.
  • Humane treatment of animals- i ain’t no tree-hugger but, gosh darnit if you gonna put down an animal, can you do it with some sort of respect?
  • My brand new laptop- it’s all shining and new and i love it!!
  • Sleep- they don’t call it beauty rest for nothing. We have all had a cranky day brought about by a few hours of zzz’s. (…and a hard night of drinking, but let’s stay focused on the sleep part ‘kay?)
  • My new boyfriend- cause he’s all lovey-dovey & good to me. And hello, he’s new don’t you know!
  • Languages- given a chance, i would love to learn as many languages as i can stand.

8 things i’d like to do before i die

  • Be Spiritually enlighten. I really need to harness my inner man. We fight way too much and it keeps me restless.
  • Own a Bentley- and not just one.
  • Travel around the world (okay to the places with great hotels and spas),. I ain’t no back-packing kinda chic. Heck no i ain’t camping under the stars, sleeping in a tent, taking in the raw air. Only raws i partake in is sex (sometimes) and salad…and in that order.
  • Get married, and…
  • have kids- haven’t settled for a number yet.
  • have mind-blowing sex with the Dwayne ‘the rock’ Johnson. I can dream can’t i?? *sigh & drool*
  • Be a size 0 (scratch that, with my big ass, don’t think that will ever happen, oh well…)

8 books i have read

  • They were all James Patterson. 😀

8 movies i have watched 8 times

  • Who in the bloody heck has all that time to watch a movie 8 times??!. The close i have come is Bad Boys 2 and Usual suspect (and that coz i was high watching it the 1st time). 8 is a bit extreme.

So there you have it, Kels world in a New York minute.

Now if you excuse me, i got a novel i gotta go finish or may just sleep instead….


Posted by on June 9, 2008 in Mumblings




Yes dammit! I’ve gone mother-f’ing green y’all!!

For now though…

still looking for that one template that will turn me out!

So, in the spirit of going green. I’m back on my weight-wagon. That is, after i burnt the last two and used them to make a bbq fire.
I need to lose 10lbs in 10hours!! And i am going h-a-r-d at it!
I was at some expensive Whole Food store today (dunno why or how i got there. I started driving and would not stop till i got to the store).

I walked in and bought the some price-jacked fruits and veggies i would by at the local grocer for a fraction of the price…only because these ones are “organic”. I mean what the hell is organic? Not had pesticide and herbicides sprayed on them? Give me a break, kwani these fruits and veggie are bodi like how? So after parting with a price that a gallon of crude-oil was going for in 1900, i walked out and didn’t even look back.

Anyway i will let all y’all know how Season 3 of “Diet-diaries” turns out. I am going back to working out 6 times a week as well… ugh! i’m already breaking into a sweat just thinking about it.

So in other mind-numbing news:

I was listening to Beyonces song “Beautiful Nightmare” and boy has she run out of steam lately.
I just wanna thank God for stopping the bleeding and swelling in my ears after listening to that sorry excuse of a song.

Relationships are hard! Aii it’s like a job within a job. I don’t know even where to start…?!! I see Acolyte has opted to stay single (lucky bastartd!!). But sooner or later Aco, it catches up to ya.
I have been told to tone down…apparently i’m to loud and have an alarming reaction to situations. Kelitu will be shutting-the-hell-up from now on. That is my promise to you!!

It’s funny how after all these years my white friends still don’t understand how hair-braidingis done. And i am tired of expalning it dammit! I’m tired of their shocked look when i tell them that i have to sit for 6 strait hours while someone adds freakin’ extensions to my natural hair. Let me be please, let me be.

With that being said, have a lovely weekend.
I am off to eat some rabbit food of some sort and proceed to pass out on me bed for the rest of the afternoon as a result of a fainting spell from not enuff food. I may just (on the other hand)open a bottle of wine and then the passing out will be legit.


Posted by on March 29, 2008 in Diet Diaries, Mumblings, Rant, Sigh, Stop the madness!!


There, i said it!!

1) When i was growing up no man was hotter than George Micheal.
When he was in WHAM and when he came out with the song “Freedom” in the ’90s. I could eat him alive!!
He was the epitome of sexy to me.
Fast forward a few years later and the coke and cock (and not necessarily in the order) have made him all washed up like a beached whale!!!
Oh he looks awful. The only thing i would want from him in this day and age is the number to his brow-guy. Oh, his eyebrows are to die for!!!!

2)Will Smith is another hottie that has unceremoniously fallen off my list- well he did when my hairdresser told me a few years ago that he is into the swingers and gay-lifestyle. Just like George M, the cock is doing a number on how he’s aging. Plus the first that he is now a practising Scientologist…(nothing turns me off like man who denies Jesus!!)

3)I think Lipstick Jungle is a good show. I wish it wouldn’t drag soooo much. Argghhh!!!

4) Common (the rapper) can get it any time.

5) I have faked several orgasms and subsequently lied when asked if i came. (Yeah, well deal with it!!)

6) While making out with one guy i have thot of another guy i was into. (Yeah deal with that too. You do it to us too fellas.)

7) Being in a relationship is making me become vulnerable and my insecurities are starting to rear their heads- sucks!!

8) I sure hope my boyfriend is happy to have me. (Seee, what did i tell you about insecurities??! Damn!!)

9) I’m in need of a new life…??!!

10) No, i think my life needs a new overhaul…just don’t know where to start. Mmhhh, maybe doing laundry will help.

11)Fattening food sucks!!…but how do i enjoy every morsel??!!! yum yum.

12)I may need new pillows… I’m tired of waking up with a strained neck. (pssst, it’s part of the new life regime that i need).

13) I need a stiff drink… but, I’m fresh out of vodka.

14) The liquor store is far… plus it’s Sunday.

15) I’ll have wine instead.

16) Breakfast is important, esp when you plan to start drinking early in the day.

17)I need to get my exercising mojo back… Summer’s around the corner and i made a wager. Homeboy, will have to pay me.

18) Sleep is good, nightmares suck!! I mean what the…???

19) I need to talk to Jesus. STAT!!!

20) I love you all for putting up with my mess. *kisses*


Posted by on February 24, 2008 in Mumblings, Rant