Here’s the deal…

03 Nov

If you are going to do something, i need you to do it wholeheartedly!!!

I had this stalker, but now he is slacking on the job, and not stalking me the way a stalker is suppose to. I have to say, i ain’t pleased.

See this guy would be lurking waiting for me to pop up and then we would chat and talk and laugh and then i would off on my merry way. But for the last week i have noticed he has not been diligent.

Come to find out he done up and went and got himself a date. I mean what the hell??!!And he thinks this shit is cute, busy telling me “i think i done found the one, so i’m taking baby steps.”


If you are stalking someone, you do not have the time to be getting into relationships and junk, you are busy stalking. Boy am i steamed!! How are you suppose to give me 100% attention (wanted /unwanted) when you busy wining and dining other women??!!

Therefore, i’m putting the word out that i’m looking for a dedicated stalker who will give me his all. Blood, sweat and guts.  I need commitment y’all, some dedicated to the cause.

If this applies to you please do not hesitate to start stalking. I’m waiting…


Posted by on November 3, 2008 in Annoying, Rant, Relationships



5 responses to “Here’s the deal…

  1. 31337

    November 4, 2008 at 07:51

    oh dear! he no longer has his heart in it that is what’s up.

    all the best on that search.


    tihihi, i have always wanted to say that famous line.

  2. Ramb Lesex

    November 4, 2008 at 16:44

    Hmm… what’s with people’s work ethic these days? He better watch out at the annual stalker appraisal!

    Time to go work on my application…

  3. msaniixl

    November 5, 2008 at 12:14

    stalkers see the light too and get a life….

  4. kelitu

    November 5, 2008 at 12:49

    Awww thank you Ramb lesex…. i know you will put the stalk in stalking.

    Msanii. quit being jealous!!

  5. archer

    November 6, 2008 at 02:42

    LMAO!!! You’re the only chic I know who looks forward to being stalked! Too bad I don’t roll like that otherwise kuna vile…

    Archer… you can always start slow… say on the wknds and work your way up


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