More arguments for staying single

20 Aug

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”
The girl said “No!!!”

…and she lived happily ever after.

She went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End


Posted by on August 20, 2007 in Uncategorized


3 responses to “More arguments for staying single

  1. >d®

    August 20, 2007 at 19:12

    You neglected to mention that she also spends a good chunk of her paycheck on disposable batteries! lol!

    While I’m not exactly an advocate for marriage either, especially because the overwhelming majority of married people seem to be perpetually pissed-off at each other, it sometimes can work if the 2 have their heads right.

    Nice template, BTW. That car wouldn’t happen to be the Vanquish, would it? Always loved it.

  2. gishungwa

    August 21, 2007 at 02:33

    Amen to that 😉

  3. Kelitu

    August 21, 2007 at 13:33

    >d: Hater! I didn’t mention it because the man becomes the booty call. Tables done turned on ya.

    That’s my baby-love Bentely!

    Gishungwa: I hear you gal!


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