Jason’s Lyrics

06 Aug

I watched Bourne Last night and i must say it was good. I like the knuckle fight scene with the assassin in Tangier and the Manhattan car chase was off-the-chain!! I couldn’t help though but wonder what was missing. You know it’s like when you make stew, you taste it, you smack your lips and say:
“Something’s missing…”

That’s how i felt when the movie was over. Maybe it’s just me…i dunno.

So my movie date stood me up… Ebu someone gasp!!

Here’s the deal. I called him up and we made plans for 7:30pm. This was around 5:45pm or so. So i finish my grocery shopping then went home to spruce up.
(oh did i mention that some Naija dude approached me while i was putting my groceries in the car and told that he wants to speak with me?! What a creep!! In this day and age of kidnappings, last thing i need is some dude stepping up to me near my own car.)

But i digress…

I get to the theater around 7pm. Then the guy calls me 10 minutes before the movie starts and asks me where i am? ALA?!! What’s he smokin’?!
I’m like: I’m at the movies. You on the way?
Then he proceeds to tell me that we should catch the 8pm movie coz he suddenly discovered that he has a flat tire.

I’m like dude, why didn’t you tell me earlier? We could have rescheduled?!

Then he starts to explain himself. At this point i really can’t hear a damn thing coz i’m soooooooooooo freaking livid i can’t see strait!!

I told not to even bother showing up and hang-up (okay i has someone on hold on the other line).
I went up to the counter, paid and went in.
Lucky, while i was on the line, i spotted a chic i know that i hadn’t seen in years. So we chatted for a bit and decided to be each other’s date…phew!! I did tell her about my no-show of a date and she felt sympathetic.
That nucca or rather ninja(thanx XL) better be glad that i love Matt Damon. He soothed me…a bit.

By the time i turned my phone back on after the show. I had 6 messages and 3 voice mails…from the dude. He was apologising and trying make it up to me.

Not to worry, his punishment has been secured.

It will be short and very severe!!


Posted by on August 6, 2007 in Uncategorized


3 responses to “Jason’s Lyrics

  1. Nakeel

    August 8, 2007 at 06:15

    The last time I heard of flat tyre I had to check if I had not been overlapped. I hope the punishment was administered.

  2. kelitu

    August 8, 2007 at 11:07

    By the way you are the second person to tell me that!! MMHHHH

    He is already doing time so, not to worry.

  3. Prettylyf

    August 8, 2007 at 13:20

    Pole about the no-show. I can’t wait to watch Bourne Ultimatum. I’ve a ‘mild'(read huge) fascination for Matt Damon


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