You know it was a matter of time before a manhole exploded in the city and someone ending up dead… and it finally did!
I am not suprised. Those city manholes and grills over the subway lines are just a death trap waiting to get sprung!
Anyway back to regular programming:
To Catch-a- Predator is back in full swing. I laughed when i saw one of the men caught asking when he was going to be on tv. I guess so that his peeps can check him out- hilarious!
I don’t know what to make of Victoria Beckham and her new show.
She doesn’t appeal to me regardless!!
Now don’t get me wrong, i do love all things British like tea and whatnot.
The thing is isn’t she abit tooo old to be looking for the limelight?!
Americans will never embrace Soccer- sorry. We love our timeouts after every 5 minutes of play. And if we want a loooooooooooooooong boring sport, we got baseball.
And i don’t care how hot Dave Becks is, he will never replace my Tom Brady….Gooooo Pats!!!
The only way she could win me over is if she was in a sex tape with R.Kelly peeing on her.
Shemar Moore(Movie buff may need to cover her eyes!!)was sported on a gay beach swimming in the buff- not that there is anything wrong with that. It’s just that i thot that a man of his stature, he would be packing…alas!! I was sooooooooo disappointed!!
Now the gays can have him for sure…
In other news i am holding auditions for Kels Next Main Squeeze.
Please send in your applications and a quick essay outlining why i should choose you.
This only applies to:
Men only- (i ain’t no lesbo…)
Single- (in every sense of the word)
With a job and…
a crib(living with your mama don’t count).
I am an equally opportunity employer.