Just when i thot that some stuff in life only happens on the Maury Show, someone sign me up to be a quest!!
I tell you, so yesterday I’m sitting, chilling with my good pal(a guy) knocking back drinks and chatting up a storm since we haven’t hanged out for a minute.
In the course of yapping, my pal starts giving me his sad marriage life story, how the strokes are quiet limited and all, how his mama is always stressing him the minute he walks thru the door, bla bla bla. So I’m listening, being all sympathetic and whatnot.
Shortly, jamaa starts telling me the way he has always been feeling me from like 4 years ago when he first moved here. But because he is married and stuff he just keeps it on the low-low. I tell him that I’m flattered and all but, i respect peoples’ relationships and wouldn’t cross that line.
Thinking that we are done with that vibe, guys still continues to tell me how he would love to go down on me…i almost fell off the bar stool!! I’m like:”Kuwanga serious bana.” And he’s like it’s for real, that’s something he has always been wishing.
Now i start laughing cause I’m so nervous.
I blow off that storo, we knock back a few more then we head out.
He gives me a push-(yes a push lol!!) to my car and while standing out there, drinking water, trying to sober up to avoid a DUI charge, he grabs my hips and crouches down and is stares at my lower half- actually where my jean zipper, as if he’s trying to unzip me with his laser vision.
I’m like: “Dude get up. It’s not going to go down, and especially not out here.” He is still insisting and he’s like.:”Kels, if you give me the chance not only will i lamba you proper, I’ll toss your salad as well.”
I turned crimson!!
All i could think off was jumping into my car and running home!!
I quickly finish up my water, and told him that i gotta run. I just couldn’t take it anymore!!
Now the twist in all this is, the dude is my lover’s brother!!
Yes, my off and on again, can’t-decide-what-we-want-to-do-with-each-other, lover. Right now we are on the outs coz he’s being an ass(as always).
Dude juas about me and his brother, well he sort of figured it out a while back but never said anything. And we did talked about it while drinking, so i guess confirming his speculations.
I’m sick to my stomach -both from the vodka and his wanting me revelation.
I need to go lay down… alone!!