Thank God that long-ass weekend is over. Yes i had no plans plus, outside felt like a freaking oven…ugh!!
So, i channeled surfed all day- how i’m not in a coma is by the grace of God!!
I tell you i need a tv refund coz, aiiii now it’s gone beyond torture.
There was a throw-down between my two favorite shows last night: Antiques Roadshow and Nature(yes am an avid Public Tv Fan). It was nail-biting!! Nature did win eventually coz they always tug at my heartstrings when they talk about African Wildlife.
When that was done, i flipped over to…hold your breath now…Telemundo. I know i know, even i was surprised!!
Miss Universe was on…WTH?!! Just how relevant is that pageant really?!
The funny thing was that i was completely lost in translation. Duh!! The few Spanish words i know are: Ola, Si, Bueno, Tacobell & JLo. And so far so good.
The pageant was held in Mexico…I know right?! Ain’t there about 2 peole left in the entire country? What bait did they use for them to stay up long enough to put up the stage and lights? Free Border pass, Si?!
Earlier in the day, say about 4pm, Mama Oprah was.
(Moment of Silence- Mama O has clearly achieve demi-god status at this point).
They were talking about…err…it’s coming to me…wait…oh, it was self-esteem or something like that (i was under the influence).
So anyway, they were talking about how Asian women crave to have an eye crease. I hit the floor laughing, but then it became a sad thot that we women try to attain impossible beauty standards, to appease other women. Trust me, we don’t lose weight, change out hair color or wardrobe for the men…uh huh we do it for our gal pals. Men jsut benefit as a side dish.
So as I saw Miss Japan win the title i thot to myself: Does she have an eye crease?