Unless you live under a rock somewhere in the artic circle, summer is in full effect. Damn!! It’s hot!! Worst part- the humidity that’s slowly creeping up!!
So i decided to make summer plans, (something to do since tv sucks ass major!!)
1) Keeping the weight off– As y’all know, i done lost me a few lbs and loving it!! But i seems that i’m getting backlash. One guy pal of mine was telling me that i am getting to skinny and that i need to add on some weight! WTH?!! He’s just jealous! Infact anybody commenting that i need to add on any weight is strait-up hatin’!! Don’t hate just coz you see me crusing up and down in the two-piece bikini aisle in Target!
2)Mind my language: I’m dusting off my Mui Huwa Mwema yet again and reading it for the… oh hell, look i just need to brush up on my swa. Not that i’m losing it or anything but i can’t seem to hold a swa convo to the end without throwing in some english words. So, armed with my Kamusi and Nahau book, i’m ready to compete in a msamiati throw-down…by summer’s end.
3)Be in a meaningful relationship:This may be a bit of a stretch but, hey! a sista can dream ama?! I do want to be in relationship(no seriously don’t laugh). I have been single for a long time and well, i’m tired of getting on and off on the B-train. Need K to be constant(or is it Sex). And anyway, i need to reap the rewards of all my waxing appointments. I’m tired of the only action i’m getting lately is when i’m spreading them for the hot-wax,some wax strips and a gently tap on my leg(coz i tend to tense up) telling me: “Relax honey, or it’s gonna hurt.” Just before i hear the rip soundeffect.
4)Pay attention to my dreams: Yes i may be cuckoo for cocoa puffs when it comes to all things mystic(yes, i’m built that way)but, i did have a dream sometime back was a warning but did pay attention? Nope! Was too busy . The result- I ended up suffering some serious consequences.
5) Ease off the gas pedal: Not that i’m trying to save on gas coz at this point it’s between a decent meal or gas for my car. These gas prices are ridiculous!! I don’t know about where you live but here in the Wind-ward side of Shimbahills, it’s “We are siphoning money from you in any way we can” campaign. I tell you cops are pulling folk over for doing 26 in a 25mph zone.
And those fines are nooooooo joke!
I did find myself infront of a judge the other day pleading my violation case- crap i have never felt sooo scared in my entire life!! A flash of The OZ did come-up in my head several times while waiting to get called.
So from now on know i’m driving like grandma coz these cops are just hiding in the bushes with their speed-radars pointing out to traffic just waitng for you’re(unsuspecting,talking-on-the-cellphone-without-your-handsfree,eating,and loud-music-blasting-clearly-speeding)ass.
Have a great week y’all. I’m off to find ways to dodge this hot sun coz this SPF 60+ i got on, isn’t helping much.