11 reasons why ladies today are still single

10 May

I got this from a gal friend and it does ring true in some cases.


1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don’t think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative.


Posted by on May 10, 2007 in Uncategorized


8 responses to “11 reasons why ladies today are still single

  1. Acolyte

    May 10, 2007 at 21:49

    That is a funny piece, I think I’ll share it with the chics that I know!

  2. Nakeel

    May 11, 2007 at 13:09

    My sista I totally agree. The other day we were someplace with one of my gals and she spotted one then as we continued his partner showed up and you can guess.

  3. Kirima

    May 11, 2007 at 13:53

    Spot on! enuff said.

  4. Aegeus

    May 12, 2007 at 11:59

    Like who else? If only i could get a word in edgewise! 🙂

  5. mwangi

    May 13, 2007 at 18:32

    I think I agree … hehe … for the most part

  6. Movie Buff

    May 16, 2007 at 09:23


    I am single because I want to be single..

    But then again… some of that does ring true!

  7. Princess

    May 17, 2007 at 19:03

    You hit the nail on the head with this one!!

  8. Udi

    May 18, 2007 at 12:03

    Damn. I thought women were single coz they cant stop whining about no good men.


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