I got this from a good pal of mine and it made my day.
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead;
just get it right out of the way.
You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better everyday.
You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your
pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
You work the next 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your
You drink alcohol, you party, you’re “generally” promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.
After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play
or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.
You become a baby with no cares whatsoever.
Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries
like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living
quarters everyday … and then ………….
you finish off as an orgasm!
It would HAVE to be better that way … because this getting old really
… just sucks!!!!!