Just for laughs!

17 Jun

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????…..

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO ?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions .

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, “honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”
“Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied.

He said – “Shall we try swapping positions tonight?”
She said – “That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.”

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour!

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals”


Posted by on June 17, 2006 in Uncategorized


11 responses to “Just for laughs!

  1. spicebear

    June 18, 2006 at 17:47

    lol, that was funny!

    i have tagged you by the way …

  2. kelitu

    June 21, 2006 at 19:54

    I know! I laughed when i got it. Damn! i thot i would escape that tag-bug… oh well.

  3. Acolyte

    June 22, 2006 at 09:35

    New template!Cool!Endelea kuongea mbaya!

  4. akiey

    June 22, 2006 at 15:09

    Hey kelitu, you’ll make me organise a Million Man March on blog, hehe!

    So where do KBW guys fall in this listing?

    Have a nice one!

  5. kelitu

    June 23, 2006 at 11:41

    Acolyte dear, you know i say this with love. LOL!

    Akiey: lol! @ the million man march.
    As for KBW guys…no comment. A public stoning may be called.

  6. nick

    June 24, 2006 at 11:51

    i thot my template was hot urs is super….LOL at black widow…we are not amused at the other jokes

  7. kelitu

    June 24, 2006 at 14:13

    See i knew peole like Nick & Co would rise in arms screaming; “We want pre-nup!” and whatnot! LOL!

    Thanx, i have a thing for cars.

  8. Kagz

    June 25, 2006 at 09:40

    Ha Ha Ha

    Looks like i’m not the only one who “start fires”.

    Lakini I need to jua where guys are getting these HOT templates from (Nicks & Yours).


    June 27, 2006 at 09:54

    This is a tight template… i dig!
    The male bashing…grrrrr!

  10. Adrian

    August 6, 2006 at 19:44

    ati “i say this with love”?!

    sawa tu…

  11. kate555

    September 16, 2008 at 10:39

    Nothing like digesting a healthy dose of reality with a shot of laughter. Our brains would explode if we took men seriously; one idiocracy just leads to another.


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