15 May


Posted by on May 15, 2006 in Uncategorized


14 responses to “Heeelp!

  1. The Devious One

    May 16, 2006 at 09:08

    * Points at heap of clothes in hamper*

    “Wewe mama nani, heres the omo for the clothes and ushindi for the mifuto za bwana, and use the Sta-soft sparingly, but not on babas mifutos”

    That ought to keep you preoccupied for the next hour or so dear

  2. Movie Buff

    May 16, 2006 at 09:48

    I have an international finance and banking exam… do I hear any takers???? Any takers???? Come on, you know you want to…. lol….

    Alternatively, I do have laundry that I have been doing in shifts since 4 weeks ago…..

  3. alexcia

    May 16, 2006 at 10:41


  4. nick

    May 16, 2006 at 13:52

    did u hear the one about the cryin chick on the beach no arms and no legs was crying loudly when this gent passed by and asked her whats up? and she couldnt bring herself to tell him…but he was kind enough to really ask her…and between sobs she confessed she wa a 30 yr old who had never been screwed in her life.

    The man asked her if he could help him out but she didnt want to impose…but he insisted..and she couldnt wait either…. so he picked her limbless body…looked deep in the eyes..and she his…and he threw her into the ocean


  5. spicebear

    May 16, 2006 at 14:16

    lol, mara people want to you to do their laundry and whatnot. too funny.

    ill be nice and give you something that’s entertaining – check out

  6. kelitu

    May 18, 2006 at 11:36

    @ devious one: lol! gal when it comes to laundry i am the Queen of procrastination…
    I am still syking up to do mine…2weeks and running.

    I don’t use OMO it kaushaz my mikonos…wapi toss?

  7. kelitu

    May 18, 2006 at 11:39

    movie buff: lmao! goe are my days of doing finance exams…
    there was one time i had gone out of a friday knowing clearly well that i had an exam bright and early on sato morning “Money Banking” lest just say for the next 3 hours i would start writing my answers, fall asleep wake up and continue. By the time i handed in my booklet, it had drool and illegible handwriting

  8. kelitu

    May 18, 2006 at 11:40

    trust you nick to come up here with some form of dememented jokes…LOVESIT!

  9. kelitu

    May 18, 2006 at 11:41

    spicebear: i swear this blogsphere if you wanted to commit suicide, instead of being talked out of it, folks would offer quick getaways instead. LOL!!

  10. Nakeel

    May 19, 2006 at 04:16

    Grab some lovely magazine and go at the seaside and let everything flow..

    Can u catch some bugs bunny videos..

  11. Instigator

    May 21, 2006 at 15:32

    Now you have been americanised!If you havent done your laundry for two weeks and all it involves is picking up your clothes off the floor and shoving them into the washing machine then into the dryer!
    Seems you dont remember the good old days of handwashing!

  12. kelitu

    May 21, 2006 at 16:20

    @instigator: i am getting retrobution (sp) for all those days of washing clothes by hnad, hanging them on the line, having to unhang them coz it started raining then hang them back 5 minutes later…

  13. akiey

    May 25, 2006 at 00:08

    LOL! You sound like Iman as Eddie Murphy’s character-wife-queen in MJ’s video!!

    Hope you got you some entertainment that didn’t involve throwing anyone in the lions’ den?

  14. kelitu

    May 25, 2006 at 11:32

    @akiey: hahaha i hadn’t thot of that, thanx. Yes i did get some entertainment and naah no one ended in the den…yet!


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