04 May

Yaani i can’t blog…mathe is breathing down my neck wanting to know what i am writing on the comp, (i was going with the updating resume, lakini now she is asking why i am updating it every other day).

I got this statement from a pal..

P/S: Take it lightly

And…Men are like fine wine.
They start out as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


Posted by on May 4, 2006 in Uncategorized


17 responses to “Meanwhile…

  1. Malaika

    May 4, 2006 at 13:22

    LOL…love it!!!

  2. kenya77

    May 4, 2006 at 16:47


  3. kelitu

    May 5, 2006 at 08:27

    @K77, lol i am mature, thank you very much. I just don’t want her all up in my business. Can’t a sister keep somethings about her life secret? even to her mom’s?!

    I have given up sereval things coz she is around, but dammit she ain’t knowing about this. And i dont think she need to jua errthing about me.

  4. The Devious One

    May 5, 2006 at 08:48

    Loool ! well said ! lets stomp the bastards that we women cant live without ! bwahahahahahaahahaha

  5. spicebear

    May 5, 2006 at 12:47

    what if you get rotten grapes? will the wine turn out right?(ignore that, me i am known for over thinking things)

    its funny how all men think that they are unstompable and how the women in their lives will tell you different.

    updating resume? teehee …

  6. kelitu

    May 5, 2006 at 13:21

    spicebear: lmao! @rotten grapes. you take them back to the store and ask for a refund.

  7. Movie Buff

    May 5, 2006 at 13:29

    lol… yeah, lets stomp!

    SB… lol… tihihi… Rotten Grapes…

    Enjoy ur mums visit

  8. Acolyte

    May 5, 2006 at 19:33

    @ kelitu
    Awwww poor gal!Just tell mums that you are answering e-mail or sumthin.As for your pithy saying, take mine with a pinch of salt too….women are like wine, they have a great taste early own but as the years pass by if they are not tasted they become bitter like vinegar!

  9. Medusa

    May 5, 2006 at 20:32

    Woi Woi..pole mami- LOL! I’ve just been catching up on your last post about mathe being around- The last time my mother was here, we fought like cocks in Kachmega- I’m the only one who really stands up to this super strong mama- and don’t you know her name is rucy.ANyhoo- its only coz there were other family issues going on at the time- I can’t wait to see her again though..we’ve resolved our manenos..But oh yes..First off, she discovered my birth control pills in the bafu..I’ll admit, I almost wanted her to see them. Then the shopping OMG- Yaani, the mall closes and she says ati Walmart is 24-7..haiya, lets go buy things there..I wanted to die..Oh, and she took ENOUGH pairs of shoes, aki I almost kata-katad her..Oh, and its 11pm, milk kwishad once, she was here with my then 16yr old sis..she says ati the BABY(16)MUST have milk before she sleeps..I almost died..kumbe she just wanted chai NOW! Me thinks she was having a hard time reconciling the independent Medusa, and the old one she kaliad back in the day..
    Haiya- hebu I quit blogging..
    Oh- but, good bofie at the time was mad cool- quickie’s whenever,

  10. Milonare

    May 6, 2006 at 10:15

    Sup Kelitu

    Hows you?

    I have taken offence. The only up and down motion from females on males should be … not stomping!!!!

    *Milo stomps off offended*

    *Milo returns to see if Kelitu has posted mbicha of herself*

  11. kelitu

    May 6, 2006 at 10:51

    LMAO!! Oooh so a pic of me will pacify you…hahahahaa!!

    You never know what stomping it is do you, don’t knock it off before you try it…:)

  12. Kenyangal

    May 6, 2006 at 17:40

    @Kelitu yaani cozof you I am sooo looking forward to my mum visiting just so I can blog about her eccentricities.. I’ll tell her I’m writing emails if she asks

    @Acolyte.. your analysis is to be taken with a pinch of salt becase some wine tastes better and increases in value with age..

    @Medusa LOL @your mum asking for milk for the 16year old just so that she can have chai hehe

  13. kelitu

    May 7, 2006 at 13:56

    @ Medusa…salala yaani i would have been disowned if those storoz of Birth control had been seen.

    Now that chai dose, manze i would leave my sis at 7-11 and let her drink all teh chai she wants.

  14. kelitu

    May 7, 2006 at 13:58

    @ acolyte: mamboz of mamaz being vinegar is just siasa. I want a recanting of that statement.

  15. kelitu

    May 7, 2006 at 14:00

    Kenyangal: have fun with mathe. I don;t even know where to start with the vibe that has been going on with her around…bananaz! The chapo-lover says, kutakuwa na chapati in the house for real. lol!

  16. nick

    May 7, 2006 at 14:42

    sit her down and tell her the truth that the daughter she thot she raised well has grown up to be …dare we say ….A BLOGGER!!!!!

    LOL milo…

  17. Acolyte

    May 10, 2006 at 10:46

    @ kenyangal
    Not in the cheap ass bottles most wine comes bottled in nowadays!
    @ kelitu
    Nah!That aint happening!Si mambo goes both ways!Looooooool!


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